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Sep. 17th, 2001 | 08:29 pm

Italian shit

Dear Signore Dirrettore

Now I am tella you a strory how I was treated at your hotella.
I am comma from Roma as tourist to London and stay as a younga christian man at your hotella.
When I comma in my room I see there is no shit in my bed. How can I sleep with no shit in my bed?
So I calla down to receptione and tella: "I wanna shit!"
They tella me: "Go to toilet".
I say "no, no. I wanna shit i my bed."
They say: "You better not shit in your bed you sonnawabitch!"
What is a sonnawabitch?
I go down for breackfast into ristorante, I order bacon and eggs and
two pissis of toast.
I getta only one piss of toast.
I tella waitress, and pointa of toast: "I wanna piss".
She tella me "go to toilet".
I say: "No, no. I wanna piss on my plate!".
She then say to me: "You bloody hella not piss on the plate, you sonnawabitch!"
What is a sonnawabitch?
Later I go for dinner in your ristorante. Spoon and knife is laid out,
but no fock.
I tella waitress: "I wanna fock!" and she tella me: "Sure everybody wanna fock!"
I tella her: "no no. You dont understand me. I wanna fock on the
table!"
She tella me: "So you sonnawabitch wanna fock on the table? Get your ass outa here!"
So I go to receptione and ask for bill.
I no wanna stay in this hotella no more.
When I heve paid the billa, the portier sy to me:
"Thank you and peace on you".
I say: "Piss on you too, you sonnawabitch!
I go back to Italy !
I never comma saty at your hotella,"
your sonnawabitch!
SINCERELY

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satoryokubo

From: satoryokubo
Date: Mar. 14th, 2014 02:31 am (UTC)
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Аааааааааа. Ржу. От нечего делать почитьть решила

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